tv & movie reality additions

I ran across a new list that has some additions for an old list I had compiled and expanded:

• TV detectives can solve any case in under an hour. Movie detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty.
• Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
• One single match can produce enough light to illuminate a football stadium.
• Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.
• On a police stake-out, the action will never start until food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard.
• All single women own a cat.
• Creepy music or satanic chanting coming from a graveyard should always be investigated, preferably at midnight by high school seniors.
• A disconnected phone call can often be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying "Hello? Hello?" repeatedly.
• When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
• Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is one person (preferably an irritable chain-smoker) in the control tower to talk you down.
• All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present - even people who aren't liked and would never get invited to parties.
• Stallone's Law: One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one man.