pop morality

Just in case you were confused about what the standards for today's morality are, I've compiled a quick checklist:

• recreational drugs and sex? definitely.
• divorcing for fun and profit? okay.
• ridiculing other religions (except islam)? of course.
• homosexuality? naturally.
• having babies out of wedlock? all the time.
• devil worship? sure.
• alien worship? whatever.
• abortion on demand? okay.
  
• using pornography for fame? fine.
• self-mutilation? alright.
  
• mocking the creator? no problem.
• pedophilia and necrophilia? sure thing.

but...

• using the "n-word" in a non-rap context? unforgivable!

Hey, they gotta draw the line somewhere...

:P