fast food

Dustbury predicts some shakeups:

• Taco Bell purchased by AT&T
• Sonic Drive-In moves headquarters from Oklahoma City to Seattle
• Federal Trade Commission rules that Long John Silver's is "not all that long"
• Carl's III spun off
• Union fails to organize Cheesecake Factory, dessert cart subsequently outsourced
• Burger King outed, was a queen all along
• New European Union rules prohibit Olive Garden from describing itself as "Italian"
• Chuck E. Cheese moves upscale, will now be known as Charles Edward Wensleydale
• Popeye's Chicken adds spinach to menu after nasty note from King Features Syndicate
• Donald Trump buys McDonald's, restaurants to be rebranded "The Donald's," new slogan: "I Deserve a Tax Break Today"

...and I wonder if the controversy over gay managers will split up Church's Chicken.