Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Dirty Work

With no apologies to the Rolling Stoned, I present:

Gitmo
(The Ballad of the Amnesty International Moonbat)

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I can't Gitmo
Sat-is-fac-tion
I can't Gitmo
Sat-is-fac-tion
Cuz I lied and I lied
and I lied and I lied
I can't Gitmo

When I'm watchin' CNN
And that man comes to the podium
Sayin' stuff I don't want you to know
About some factual information
With a military abbreviation
I can't Gitmo, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't Gitmo
Sat-is-fac-tion
About Gitmo
All the facts shun
Cuz I lied, and I lied
and I lied, and I lied
About Gitmo

When I'm watchin' the BBC
And that man comes on to tell me
How Iraqis can be free
But that can't be a plan
'cause he does not hate
America like me
I can't Gitmo, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

About Gitmo
All the facts shun
Bald-faced lies will
Get more traction

When I'm lyin' the world
About Saddam, Bin Laden, and Arafat
And I'm parrotin' the terrorists
who tells me some guy whizzed on his book
or maybe gave him a dirty look
I can't Gitmo, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

About Gitmo
All the facts shun
Said they keep 'em
Gulag fashion
Cuz I lied, and I lied
and I lied, and I lied
About Gitmo

4 comments:

gcotharn said...

Fabulous! I love it.

DirtCrashr said...

Brilliant!

John said...

Awesome! Thanks for the laugh.

sackofcatfood said...

Fabelhaft!