apology

Statement of Hatless in Hattiesburg

As part of the pajamas media, I want to make it clear to anyone in yankeeland and to their life partners: my earlier post at John Kerry's expense was not about, and never intended to refer to any of you other bean-eaters.

I sincerely regret that you were too stupid to understand I was implying anything negative about the drunken gigolos who represent you, and I personally apologize to any alcoholics, male escorts, horse-faced fops, walruses, or botched botox experiments who were offended.

It is clear the Dhimmicrat Party would rather talk about anything but their miserable failures in governance. I don’t want my verbal slip to be a diversion from the real issues. I will continue to fight to provide real security for our country, and a winning strategy for our troops, unlike the loudmouth cut-and-run weasels you blue-staters keep electing.