how about team no?

Commentors on today's Bleat (a daily post by James Lileks) have been having a field day with the Biden campaign's DIY graphic gimmick:

“Those who give up freedom in order to gain security, deserve neither and will lose both.”

Enter as often as you like! ;)

International Muhammad Cartoon Contest

Speaking Truth To Power

Dear Mr. Miranda,

We were glad to see the Twitter post where you reminded your fans of a literal Hell, where sinners will be eternally punished. This is a refreshing - though sobering - bit of Truth that is so often mocked by those in the field of entertainment. Moral relativism has been such a scourge on our country, with so many online voices believing that only the mark of the D can absolve them of any sin. May you continue to do the good work of proclaiming how sin, when left unforgiven by our Creator, will result in the eternal torment of mind, body, and spirit, without any hope of remedy. As a leader in your industry, we solemnly hope you continue to speak out against the wretched behavior surrounding you, and that many public figures will fully repent of their adulteries, drunkenness, drug abuse, profanity, perversion, gluttony, avarice, and the murders of their unborn, and accept the eternal life that Jesus provided for us all at the Cross.

Sincerely,
Hatless in Hattiesburg

Let's run with that, shall we?

"Negative Space"

A convergence of ideas I just read online inspired this bit of simple but effective photoshoppery:

i'm not dead yet...

i'ts a variation on a theme, i know:

there is a cure

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:

• Spotty or non-existent work history
• Pay stubs from (Hitler Youth member) George Soros
• Identifying as a Feminist
• Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
• Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
• Massive student debt
• Gang membership
• Drug addiction
• Minuscule intellect
• Membership in the Democratic Party

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

(seen on facebook)

thanks for the me... somethin somethin

back in those carefree days of ought-five, this blog had a satirical spinoff made by the author of mish-mash / sackofcatfood.

today i found this seven year old cartoon based on our alter egos :)

I hate reruns...

should be a best-seller...

Edit: Welcome IMAO readers!

a sad state

the perpetual story of the national news

They only beat the ones that escape :P

Which Lives Matter?

I would be more supportive of the #BlackLivesMatter movement if it was not merely a cynical attempt at manipulation of white guilt coined by black supremacists, none of whom care about black lives that are taken by gang members or abortion doctors.

...and to correct a particularly offensive meme:

recaptioning

Harvey at IMAO linked a picture of Putin holding a bird - that inspired me to make a different caption for it:

3D Modeling Master Class

Igor K at myCGroom makes amazing models, and demonstrates how he makes them - in mindblowing timelapse form!

a poster that will likely be torn down

update 2: here is more proof of the gaystapo agenda

update 1: one way to fight the pinkshirts


because it speaks truth to power:



inspired by two posts and a comment. based on this image.

Cronies, indeed

This message brought to you by your friends in Iran, North Korea, and the former Soviet Union.

The Kennedy Assassination Cover-Up

Happy Earth Day!

Let's check in to see how Algore celebrated.