Junk Science

Let's start the weekend on a lighter note (pun intended). With an insincere apology to Oingo Boingo, Hatless in Hattiesburg presents: Junk Science!

(sing it first, then follow the links)

Press releases, talking heads,
Research dollars and
Research dollars and...

We're makin'
Junk Science!

Things the research doesn't prove
In a shiny lab.
Lies and imagination...

Junk Science!

Our agenda we will do:
Making lies look true.
Living planet, hot air...

Junk Science!

Press releases, talking heads,
Research dollars and
Research dollars and...

CHORUS
It's fabrication - Is it real?
It's fabrication - I do not know!
No solid records, No hot or cold,
Just make it up, I do not know!

Selling wholecloth by the yard,
Don't you rubes dare disregard
Our deceptions!

Oooh, weird...
Junk Science!
Junk Science!
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
Electricity

We're makin'
Junk Science!
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the hip
Something different

We're makin'
Junk Science!
Pics in USA Today
Diagrams and charts
Of our magick arts

and makin'
Junk Science!
Press releases, talking heads,
Research dollars and
Research dollars and...