Saturday, August 16, 2014

random pun of the day

i'd like to start a band that plays muzak versions of mariachi songs and call it...

Saturday, August 09, 2014


via twitter:

Curious; what was the Congressional vote tally on this Iraq invasion?

If ISIS captures the Yazidis, I hope they won't waterboard them or put underpants on their heads and stuff. That would be wrong.

I wonder if Thomas Jefferson and George Carlin ever argue about who gets fake-quoted the most.

Israel builds bomb shelters for its kids; Hamas uses kids as bomb shelters.

he also links to the sadly-necessary

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Sunday, August 03, 2014

missing inaction

both harvey and i were gone last week, but his (niece's) excuse is funnier than mine

Saturday, July 05, 2014

The Gratingest Show On Earth!

"There's a Democrat born every minute."

Friday, July 04, 2014

Declaration of Independence

Were that founding document to be rewritten for modern audiences, it might be titled
"Use this ONE WEIRD TRICK to eliminate tyranny!"

Thursday, July 03, 2014


today i figured out what it really means:

Thursday, June 26, 2014

quotes of the day

Lileks at StartRibune:
...the original story seemed “fishy” in the sense that a trawler coming back to the docks after a week of dragging the ocean with enormous nets is “fishy.”
...when you enter the parallel world of Twitter, where people who cannot spell and have the sense of history that makes a fish’s experience look like the recollections of Methuselah, you know that it’s not an inherently wise medium.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

seen online

there are two types of countries in the world:
1) ones that use the metric system.
2) ones that have been to the moon.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

this is a song of hope... eventually

 "If you have a feeling that the seventies have rumbled up from their grave and are walking forward like zombies in an apocalyptic movie you might just be right."

read it all

Friday, June 13, 2014

soundtrack for the upcoming star wars movie

newsflash: an unnamed disney source has leaked this clip of the soundtrack for the upcoming star wars movie!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014