Kerry's Magic Hat

(With an insincere apology to The Who...)

Every day I get on my yacht
- Too much magic hat
Thinkin' bout this hat that I got
- Too much magic hat
From this chatty dude in the CIA
- Too much magic hat
Who I drove in my boat to Cambod-i-a...
- Too much magic hat

"Thank you Kerry, for getting me here
- I got a magic hat
Hope your memory doesn't sear
- I got a magic hat
Ain't got time to worry bout that
- I got a magic hat
But can I give you this magic hat?"
- I got a magic hat

Don't care much about Tah-Ray-Zah,
- Too much magic hat
But I really love her piles of moolah.
- Too much magic hat
Ignore those dudes who said I lied
- Too much magic hat
'Bout drivin' my boat to the other side.
- Too much magic hat

MAGIC HAT!
- I got it I got it
MAGIC HAT!
- I got it I got it...

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UPDATE:

When I wrote this, I had no idea there were so many others similarly inspired. I Love Jet Noise has this post listing several others, including this fan fiction comments section.