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2 comments:
I wish my family knew about this "off switch" thingy. I think I need to arrange for something misfortunate to happen to the flyback transformer. ;)
I agree with gun toting liberal's point that Fox programming is no more moral than the rest. "Rupert Murdoch, champion of conservative values? No." Precisely. That's why I don't watch it either.
Since I listen to the actual words and analyze the logic vs. propaganda value of each statement, rather than argue with straw men painted with broad brushes, there's nobody that I agree with 100% of the time, and there's nobody that I disagree with 100% of the time. Buried in their blather, Mikey Moore and the Hollyweird moonbats can actually have a good idea on occasion, in the same way that a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I think it's hilarious that the liberal left at once a) hates Fox News, b) assails the dissemination of facts, and c) savages anyone who disagrees with their hivemind of alleged open-mindedness and tolerance.
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