Thursday, January 06, 2005

How To Make A Zombie

1) Find out the hours at which your employee is most productive and most suited to work.

2) Make his work schedule diametrically opposed to those hours - i.e. substitute AM for PM, and vice versa.

3) Ignore any complaints he may raise, but reprimand him for showing zombielike symptoms.

4) Continue for two years.

works for me!

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