An Awkward Pause

My friends and I used to comment to each other when we noticed a sentence that we thought had never been uttered before on the planet. The Awkward Pause's "History of Shingles, Part 2" contains one of those sentences:

I can only shudder to think how the good residents of Brentwood, Chelmsford and Witham are coping with no review of Prince of Persia: The Warrior Within and just a long, drawn out report of some fool from Ingatestone who has made an exceptionally large cheese flan.

Read the whole thing - the rest of that story (and several other posts) struck me as funny. I hope that is the way they were intended...