Monday, September 18, 2006

backlash backlash

Around the globe, Catholics are outraged that Pope Benedict actually apologized for telling the truth about Islam's bloodthirsty tendencies.
Some Catholics in Indiana frowned upon hearing the apology.

About 2,000 Catholics in Oklahoma City protested the Pope's statement on September 15 by breathing a heavy sigh.

A Muslim Church in Detroit was driven past at an illegal rate of speed. A group of motorcyclists claimed 'nolo contendere' for the drive-by.

Catholics rolled their eyes in disbelief in West Virginia.

On September 17th, 2006 two Catholic schoolboys entered a children's hospital in Memphis and shot an angry glance at an Islamic maintenance worker. They both laughed about it later. A local bishop who spoke on condition of anonymity that 'There is a very high possibility the boys were angered by the Catholic Pope's recent apology to Islam'. However, the Reuters agency said he offered no specific evidence to support that motive at this time.

The Junior League of Poughkeepsie announced its intention to "wash cars and hold a bake sale" to raise funds for the local Catholic charities.

A previously unknown Birmingham-based group, the Boy Scouts, threatened no one at all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Priceless! I am ROFL over this one! Great job!