Thursday, July 06, 2006

recipe

Notably absent from this blog have been recipes. I will now remedy that situation by presenting a step-by-step recipe for...

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"Hatless in Hattiesburg's Worst-Ever Lemonade"

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1) Go to work, but make sure you forget to bring change for the vending machines.

2) In the break room, find one 16 oz. bottle of Ozarka (or other brand) drinking water.

3) Scavenge condiment drawer to find 5 ReaLemon, 3 Imperial Sugar, and 1 Splenda packets (all of unknown age).

4) Remove lid of water bottle, and empty the contents of all nine packets into the bottle.

5) Replace lid of water bottle.

6) Shake water bottle vigorously for one minute.

7) Remove lid of water bottle.

8) Drink.

9) Cringe.

10) Dispose of remaining 29/30ths of the "beverage".

11) Ask co-worker if you can borrow some change for the vending machines.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

16 oz of water require at least 84 packets of RealLemon and 57 packets of sugar.