Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Google

Google's new slogan: "Don't Be Evil, Be An Accessory To Evil."

(wonder if they'll delete this post?)

2 comments:

sackofcatfood said...

Hmm... I think that makes hattiesburg an accessory to an accessory to evil. Or is blogspot an independent subidiary? Maybe you are just an accessory to an accessory to an accessory to evil.

For my part, I think of myself more as a trecherous ally to evil. Sure, I'll go along with a diabolical world domination plot for as long as it amuses me... but when the day of final showdown between my evil master and the dashing hero arrives, I'll call my broker and have him liquidate all my share in Evil Inc. and donate the money to charity. Then I will hire out a temp worker for the day and stay home and play videogames.

(This is why most evil sidekicks in movies are always incompetent--they are just temping and don't quite know the ropes. The real sidekicks left a few days before the plot began to climax.)

Hatless in Hattiesburg said...

i was never good at accessorizing...