update 1: We're in good company. Texas governor Rick Perry supports HCR50, which reaffirms the Tenth Amendment.
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via Nuke's (slightly edited)
"You might be a right wing extremist" if you:
- Were born in the South
- Believe that 9/11 was more serious than Watergate
- Think Clinton's impeachment was not about sex
- Wear an American flag in your lapel
- Speak and write perfect English, but no Spanish
- Own more than one Bible
- Believe that Jesus Christ means eternal life
- Support the rule of law and maintenance of law and order
- Want America’s borders secured
- Believe that Mexico is a foreign nation and Spanish a foreign language
- Thank God that the U.S. won both world wars
- Oppose affirmative action, abortion, same-sex marriage, and gun control
- Believe that fighting higher taxes is more patriotic than paying them
- Prefer “Patriot’s Tea” to Obama Kool-aid
- Doubt that Islam is really a “Religion of Peace”
- Believe that a baby Jew born to a virgin 2009 years ago saved mankind from sin
- Send out Christmas cards
- Attend a Christian church on occasions other than Christmas and Easter
- Sing the National Anthem with your hand over your heart
- Fly Old Glory on Flag Day and Independence Day
- Believe that preventing voter fraud is more important than empowering illegal aliens, felons, and the deceased with the vote
- Own a gun and ammunition
- Favor the death penalty for brutal killers, but oppose abortion of innocent fetuses
- Miss WF Buckley, Ronald Reagan, and Richard Nixon
- Have voluntarily read the Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights, and U.S. Constitution
- Believe that labor unions should be subjected to anti-trust laws
- Have never committed adultery or had gay sex
- Drive a car built by an American car company in America
- Dispute the belief that the economic meltdown was worth it in order to open home ownership to more people of color
- Believe that the U.S. should spend more money on national defense than on foreign aid
- Suspect that Nancy Pelosi is dumber than a pound of recycled botox, and that Barney Frank is a heterophobe
- Wonder why Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jeremiah Wright are referred to as "Reverend"
- Mourn the 50 million fetuses that have been slaughtered since the Roe V. Wade ruling
- Are less concerned about trees and cows than the humans who work harvesting them
- Pay a tithe or make a donation to any organized religion
- Have never applied for food stamps or welfare
- Read the Wall Street Journal, George Will, Pat Buchanan, and Ann Coulter
- Listen to FOX News or Rush Limbaugh
- Dislike Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and other communist dictators
- Know the words to “God Bless America” by heart
- Like George Washington better than George Soros
- Argue that global warming is little more than hot air circulated by liberals for “green” profit
- Want the UN out of America and America out of the UN
4 comments:
uh oh. I only scored a "-4." I guess that means I'm in.
TO THE EXTREEEEEEME!!!1!
it's a tough job being an extremist. But somebody's gotta do it!
Please accept my application to your fine club~!
Would any of the Founding Fathers or early Federalists NOT be considered extremeists themselves?
-4?!? is that a golf score?
;)
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