We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

top five #1

i was inspired by this site (which i find humorous despite some politics & vulgarity) to make some hopefully humorous top five lists. attempt one:

Top Five Alternate Names for FedEx That Were Rejected for Being Needlessly Whimsical:
  1. P.J.Shippenboxer's
  2. Around The World In Three Days Or Less
  3. T.G.I. On Time
  4. O'Maileys'
  5. I Can't Believe It's Not Broken!
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sackofcatfood said...

I would buy from any of these.

Over Christmas I got a box for which the company tagline was something like "Marginally less terrible than other companies."

The box looked like it had been rolled on by an elephant.

1/15/2009 2:19 AM

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