Friday, January 16, 2009

true story

Overheard at a leatherworking shop: "No sir, we can't sell by the yard. Cows don't grow on bolts."

3 comments:

The Local Malcontent said...

Cows grow on large yards, not bolts. so, ask for a bolt of leather?

sackofcatfood said...

Well, maybe cows don't grow on bolts, but it would be convenient if they did, right? Right?

We may be on to something here.

Hatless in Hattiesburg said...

blurring the (extremely wide) line between genetic engineer and seamstress? scary...