What would Windows blogging tools be like? Probably something like this:In other words, Bill Gates is probably Xenu...On the upside, complaints about Blogger and Blogspot should diminish markedly.
- All posts must be composed in Word.
- You'd have to ping microsoft.com with a registration code before the program would send pings to blo.gs or to weblogs.com.
- Any build error would generate a Blue Screen of Death and require a reboot.
- The comment-spam filter would randomly block Safari and Opera users.
- Windows Media Player would automatically delink any linked mp3 files.
- Microsoft.com would wind up on the TTLB Ecosystem as the Highest Being.
- The built-in spellchecker will have issues with the word "Unix".
- There will be a new security "upgrade" every other Tuesday.
- Each member of a group blog would have to pay for a separate license.
- A rogue email will be able to infect your templates.
No matter how worthy the cause, it is robbery, theft, and injustice to confiscate the property of one person and give it to another to whom it does not belong.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
oh please no
If Microsoft has its way (and it will), the blogsphere may be dead soon:
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