What would Windows blogging tools be like? Probably something like this:In other words, Bill Gates is probably Xenu...On the upside, complaints about Blogger and Blogspot should diminish markedly.
- All posts must be composed in Word.
- You'd have to ping microsoft.com with a registration code before the program would send pings to blo.gs or to weblogs.com.
- Any build error would generate a Blue Screen of Death and require a reboot.
- The comment-spam filter would randomly block Safari and Opera users.
- Windows Media Player would automatically delink any linked mp3 files.
- Microsoft.com would wind up on the TTLB Ecosystem as the Highest Being.
- The built-in spellchecker will have issues with the word "Unix".
- There will be a new security "upgrade" every other Tuesday.
- Each member of a group blog would have to pay for a separate license.
- A rogue email will be able to infect your templates.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
oh please no
If Microsoft has its way (and it will), the blogsphere may be dead soon:
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