you might be

...a hobbit redneck if:

• You ask the singing Elves at Rivendell if they know any Merle Haggard.
• You tried to build a moonshine still using some ruined equipment at Isengard.
• Orcs are offended by your language.
• You think The Mouth of Sauron would make a fine announcer for the TV rasslin shows.

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(via dustbury)