equality for all

Hard to believe, but this is apparently not a joke.

Spanish Socialists want to extend equality to simians

"The party will announce its Great Ape Project at a press conference tomorrow. An organization with the same name is seeking a UN declaration on simian rights which would defend ape interests "the same as those of minors and the mentally handicapped of our species."

Proving beyond reasonable doubt that chimps are more intelligent than Socialists.

(also via OrangeMedia)