We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Per Sense

In a recent study, scientists have discovered that fully 86% of the polls conducted over the last 20 years have been seriously flawed, due to faulty sample group selection and dubious wording of the questions.

And in a recent poll, fully 86% of respondents have discovered serious flaws in the continuous barrage of faulty "scientific research" designed only to scare consumers into making dubious product selections.

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