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Saturday, September 10, 2005
Steven Wright moment #2
The other night, a girl asked me "do you know how to two-step?" I said "no, but I know how to twelve-step."
2 comments:
I don't know how to two-step, but I know how to base-two step!
*invents binary dancing*
x=0;
while (x<3) {
if (right foot) {
put (in);
} else {
take (out);
}
x+;
do (hokeyPokey);
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