questions

Frank J. Imao says that "seeing unfrequently asked questions would be more interesting", but does not state what it would be more interesting than. There is quite a range of possibilities, as low as watching rocks erode up to watching Aquaman beat Mikey Moore in a lightsaber fight. Nevertheless, a list of "unfrequently asked questions" does give me some ideas...

(Since the question "Why did Frank use the silly made-up word, 'unfrequently', instead of the correct word, 'infrequently'?" is likely to be asked frequently, I will not include it in my list.)

• Does paper spoil when it is not refrigerated?
  
• Should I make these fifty scorpions stop biting me?
  
• Can you please charge me more for that?
  
• Would you like to try our value meal, Mr. Kerry?
  
• Will I notice it if I stop breathing?
  
• When will the trombones swim to Schenectady?
  
• Do these documents look fake to you, Ms. Mapes?
  
• What is the difference between a lunar eclipse and a Peruvian spotted mountain gecko?
  
• Do you have racing slicks for a Yugo in stock?
  
• Will Roseanne be singing the National Anthem at tonight's game?
  
• What's that bright thing rising in the east?
  
• Is 'Alexander' sold out again?
  
• Does spaghetti purr when you pet it?
  
• How do you spell "a"?
  

Feel free to add your own questions in the comments...