Friday, August 08, 2008

Breaking News: Almighty Supremebeing Allah Arrested on Drug Charges

Since the pedophilia and domestic abuse charges didn't stick to the prophet (spit), maybe they can lock up the fakir's boss on drug charges:
South Windsor, CT (WTNH) -- A man who legally changed his name to Almighty Allah is facing a narcotics charge in South Windsor.

According to police, members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force were tipped off to a drug transaction in the town.

Police found the suspect and his car on John Fitch Blvd. The driver didn't stop right away when police tried to pull him over, but he eventually was stopped and arrested.

He was identified as Almighty Supremebeing Allah, age 35, who lives on Elmhurst St. in West Hartford.

"The arrestee in the narcotics case had apparently legally changed his name to 'Almighty Allah', and has convictions under this new name," Scott Custer from the South Windsor police department said.

Allah was held on $260,000.00 bond on charges including cocaine possession, attempt to sell cocaine, and traffic charges.

He was expected to be in Manchester Superior Court.
...and P.B.U.H. could change to mean "Prison Bars Until H-E-double-toothpicks".

1 comment:

The Local Malcontent said...

I dread when this news headline reaches the Phillipines and Pakistan.
Where everyone knows that Allah's drug of choice is heroin, because Satan's living up in people's noses.... (Bukhari Vol.4 Book 54, #516)

I am just so glad that our Lord is not mundane or pedestrian as thiers.