Oliver Stone is making a movie about Alexander the Great. Given the "factual accuracy" of his previous movies, here are some enhancements Mr. Stone may be considering:
- A bungled break-in at the Library of Alexandria, resulting in an eighteen minute gap in several parchments.
- A detailed explanation of the "Magic Phalanx Theory".
- Drugged-out Alexander collapses in battle while yelling "I am the Lizard King!".
- Quote: "It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in a pita bread with some feta cheese!"
- Odd flashback sequences in the style of "Father Knows Best".
- Bucephalas is the name of Alexander's black Huey helicopter.
- Discovery that his father Philip was actually assassinated by Jack Ruby (who was working for the Persian Mafia).
- Working title: "Born in the Summer of 356 BC".
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