Oliver Stone's new movie "Alexander the Great"

Apparently Oliver Stone is making a movie about Alexander the Great. Some details are coming out about possible "enhancements" to the story:

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A bungled break-in at the Library of Alexandria, resulting in an eighteen minute gap in several parchments.

A detailed explanation of the "Magic Phalanx Theory".

Drugged-out Alexander collapses on stage while yelling "I am the Lizard King!".

Quote: "It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in a pita bread with some feta cheese!"

Odd flashback sequences in the style of "Father Knows Best".

Discovery that his father Philip was actually assassinated by Jack Ruby (who was working for the Persian Mafia).

Working title: "Born in the Summer of 356 BC".