Who reads newspapers?

This was just forwarded to me today:

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The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crosswords.

USA Today is read by people who don't really understand the Washington Post, but like the colorful pie charts.

The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.

The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a faaah superiaah job of it, thank you very much.

The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country... or that anyone is running it, but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions: if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who are illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy - as long as they are Democrats.

The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

The National Inquirer is read by people who think Elvis is still running the country.