sloganeering

imao's truth in advertising for democrats:

• We don’t need to read a bill, we just need to know whether it makes the government bigger.
• Iran can have nukes, but you can’t have salt.
• Shape up voters, or we’ll get a cheap replacement for you from Mexico.
• You work so hard for your money; you really should try and enjoy watching us spend it.
• Aggressively useless.
• The Founding Fathers shot British people for less than what we’re doing.
• We’re really smart; the New York Times told us so.

and there's more!