In the past couple of months, 7-11 has promoted the Slurpee flavors "Apocalyptic Ice" and "Bumblebee Blast". I'll assume those are movie marketing tie-ins, but they still don't sound very appealing. If they keep following that trend of bad names, someday you might see the following Slurpee flavors:
- Mango Malaria
- Sucker Punch
- Psycho Shower Surprise
- Gangreen Apple
- Strawberry Scorpion
- Sui-Cider
- Very Very Verdigris
- Bubonicberry
- Hand Grenadine
- Agent Orange
- Dystopian Delight
- Hepatitis-YAY!
5 comments:
I was going to suggest Obama Lemonaide, but won't now.
OT, but I always enjoyed garden salads with a splash of some Tangy Italian. Freudian?
Obama Lemonaide?!? Now that's disgusting!!! :D
let's agree to go with "Obamanade," shall we? It's doing well in focus groups!
Hatless: I liked Hepatitis-YAY! and Very Very Verdigris and Hand Grenadine, please... can I have a mix?
I recall these guys (a favorite pastime of mine and my son) once came up with a "sinful" dessert called Chocazuma's Revenge. I still laugh at that, years later:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html
How about "Windshield Washer Blue."
Because that's what those bright blue, ostensibly-raspberry-flavored drinks make me think of.
Oh, and does Bumblebee Blast come with a warning for those allergic to bee venom?
Wry Mouth: and to think, I muted KUSC Classical to watch that....
LOL
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