helpful hints for motorcyclists

(This post is dedicated to all the Future Organ Donor Street Racing Club bikers I've had the misfortune to meet.)

If you want car drivers to treat motorcycle riders with respect,

• stop passing cars in the same lane where they are traveling, and
• stop driving between cars in adjacent lanes.

Otherwise we will interpret your ongoing demands to "share the road" to mean "you cars have to follow the rules but we bikes don't".