Lileks has discovered the basic
canine operating system. I've translated it from basic to java-esque-two:
if (intruder != alpha dog);
{
    bark
}
else
{
    while (food > 0);
    {
       eat
    }
}
endif
Of course, the basic feline operating system would be slightly more complex:
if (time == day);
{
    if (rand >.1);
    {
       nap;
    }
    else if (attention > 0);
    {
       ignore(all);
    }
    else
    {
       get (in way);
    }
else
{
    find (mischief);
}
3 comments:
I do believe those semicolons with the bracketed conditionals will cause compilation errors. :p
bracket bracket bracket bracket bracket bracket bracket bracket bracket i smell brackets!! what's it say? I CAN'T COMPILE!!!!
If I ever re-implement a c compiler, that is going to be the default error message whenever there is a parenthesis mismatch.
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