don't leave the house (or senate) without it

Mish Mash got a nice credit card in the mail. The best features of the New Republicard:

• You can spend as much as you want as long a bunch of people the money doesn't belong to approve.
• If you exceed your debt limit, you just raise it so you can spend more.
• If you run out of money completely, you just print more.

The Leftard Card has the same features, with the added benefit of automatically sending the bill to future generations.