Compassion is defined not by how many people are on the government dole but by how many people no longer need government assistance.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Spacemonkey For Governor!

Looks like The Flying Space Monkey is going to run for governor of Alabama, with the campaign slogan, "Alabama can do a lot worse than me." This slogan is true - Kinky Friedman would be a lot worse.

It should be obvious why I'll never run for public office - I can't throw my hat into the ring...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'll be glad to loan you a hat.
i won't give it to you because then you would no longer be hatless.