Wednesday, June 15, 2005

revision

In a surprising turn of events, the Senate has voted 83-17 to apologize for keeping African-Americans and other minorities enslaved to the welfare system. Kleagle Robert Byrd said,
"I have stood in opposition to the Emancipation Proclamation far too long, but now I realize the error of my ways. I call on my colleagues to cease the obstruction of Mr. Lincoln's decree."

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