ADD nation

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In a culture little disposed to delayed gratification, proportionality is critical. A three-week war seemed to imply that reconstruction would be achieved at blitzkrieg-speed. Instead, it has dragged on and on... Bored and confused, with neither the example of history to temper our snap judgments nor the hard-earned character of our forebears to stiffen our spines, the citizens of the ADD nation fall to fighting amongst ourselves.