declaration of independence 7.6x10^99, pelosi 0

update 2: apparently this post caused quite the kerfuffle in imao's comments section! here is my input, with the intent to clarify - i intend no defensiveness.

• my choice of the word "shamelessly" was mostly facetious. the only semi-serious intent that word might hold was that i had no shame in the pro-America-anti-pelosi-ness of the content.
• if i had intended to truly plagiarize the piece, i would not have provided links to the original.
• harvey of imao has stated that neither he nor frank j is upset about this.
• as my archives can show, my habit is to provide a shorter excerpt with a "read the rest"-style link.
• the spirit of the length of this copied portion was to reinforce the seriousness of the threat that president hussein-o and his cronies are to the foundations of America. 

everybody cool now? i think the affected parties are...  ;)

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update 1: wooohooo, it's an imaolanch! thanks :)

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shamelessly copied from imao

Well, Nance, as long as we’re plucking random phrases from the D of I and hotgluing them to Obamacare, here’s a few more choice nuggets from the document you so obviously revere that might be more appropriately attached to this President and his sundry legislations:

• whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it
• a long train of abuses and usurpations
• a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism
• repeated injuries and usurpations
• the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States
• refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
• forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance
• utterly neglected to attend
• the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures
• his invasions on the rights of the people
• exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without
• obstructed the Administration of Justice
• sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance
• subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution
• abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments
• works of death, desolation, and tyranny
• Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation
• excited domestic insurrections amongst us
• Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury
• deaf to the voice of justice
• A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

and some more shameless links found via imao