Following numerous attacks by stingrays on humans, including the well-publicized death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, the World Stingray Threat Level has been raised to orange.
And in related news... during a speech lauding the "big net" of the Democratic Party, House Leader Nancy 'The Carp' Pelosi said, "The President's ocean policy continues to flounder. We demand a sea change in our behavior towards all ocean creatures." She went on to declare the world's oceans a quagmire, and proposed that we all cut and run to the shore.
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