Here are a few of the many lies that Big Stupid Tommy has written:
There is no word in Russian for "pre game warmup."
There are 119 for "hangover."
The movie Mystic Pizza is a thinly veiled allegory of
Harry Truman's presidency.
Celery, if you think about it, is meat.
The National Anthem of Bulgaria is "Ice Ice Baby."
There is actually no such word as "diminutive."
Everything depicted in Marvel Comic Books from
1962-1975 actually happened.
The first cameras actually did steal your soul.
Technology has since been improved.
Porcupines are born with little tiny wings.
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