Friday, July 23, 2004

Kerry's commitment to defense

In the inbox:

In case anyone actually believes John "Waffle" Kerry's TV ads on his commitment to defense of the United States...
  1. John Kerry voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle
  2. John Kerry voted to kill the M-1 Abrams tank
  3. John Kerry voted to kill every aircraft carrier proposed or built from 1988
  4. John Kerry voted to kill the Aegis anti-aircraft system
  5. John Kerry voted to kill the F-15 Strike Eagle
  6. John Kerry voted to kill the Block Sixty F-16s
  7. John Kerry voted to kill the P-3 Orion upgrade
  8. John Kerry voted to kill the B-1 bomber
  9. John Kerry voted to kill the B-2 stealth bomber
  10. John Kerry voted to kill the Patriot anti-missile system
  11. John Kerry voted to kill the F/A-18 attack/fighter aircraft
  12. John Kerry voted to kill the F-117 stealth fighter/bomber
  13. John Kerry voted to kill every military appropriation for the development and deployment of every weapons systems since 1988 to include the battle armor for our troops.
  14. John Kerry voted to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%
  15. John Kerry voted to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%
  16. John Kerry voted to cut the funding for the National Security Agency by 80%.
Showing his true intentions and disregard for our nation’s security, John Kerry voted to increase US funding for UN operations by 800%! The UN has openly stated a majority opinion of its hatred for the United States, yet John Kerry wants to turn over the operations of our military to the UN. Is this a President YOU want?

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Protest Warrior

Click the title to see some of the good guys on the domestic front lines.

Moore to crash Kerry's party

quote: "Democrats were abuzz... as Bush-hating filmmaker Michael Moore unveiled plans to descend upon... John F. Kerry's hometown nominating party."

I'm really looking forward to this! I watched all those apocalyptic movies - "Armageddon" "Deep Impact" "The Day After" - and I loved that scene in the Hitchhikers' Guide where the whale materializes above, and then crashes into, Magrathea. This should be even better, because it's really happening! Moore should be able to vaporize Taxachusetts (with the remaining Kennedy gene pool), and a large portion of the Dim-bulbs once and for all.

Bueller... Bueller.... Frye... Frye...

is anybody reading this blog yet? i don't have stats set up. please post a comment.

Trousergate

Yes, Virginia, it is just a third-rate burglary.

Talking Monkeys!

From: Sgt Mom
To: The Usual Overpaid Celebs
Re: The Brutal Squashing Of Your Brave Dissent

Mikey gets it wrong again

money quote: "Yep, Linda Ronstadt can say whatever the h*** she wants during her shows, as that is her First Amendment right. A right which, unfortunately for smug, arrogant, narrow-minded Hollywood liberals, also extends to people who think Hollywood liberals are smug, arrogant, and narrow-minded.

Moore = Pig

Hardly a balance to all the bush=hitler & bush=chimp hate speech sites, but it's a start...

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

You can't have your yellowcake and eat it too...

Another article about the "Wilson lied, kids died" scandal. As a bonus, it also includes a term not heard often enough these days: "perfidious calumnies".

A fair trade

Read the whole thing, but the money quote is:

"If you truly believe that sending U.S. troops into Iraq was the gravest, foulest mistake of the current generation, if you are convinced no justice was served by attacking Baghdad and that the Iraqis should have been left to deal with Saddam as best they may, then you forfeit the right to complain, ever again, about human-rights abuses anywhere in the world."

...But that would make sense, and the left has none.

Air America promotes election fraud

The transcript reads: "As the office of the Ohio Secretary of State notes, only 30 days of residency are required in order to vote in the election. Have you been thinking about moving this October? Move to Ohio!"
 
Since they can't win on ideology, they resort to stealing elections - $&*%^$ crooks. Actual Ohio residents should be on the lookout for a smelly hippie and mafia thug invasion in a few months.

Random Thought

I prefer not to think of them as lottery tickets. They're more like "job dissatisfaction referendum ballots" to me...

Belmont Club on Terror & Jihad

Click this post's title for another good article at the Belmont Club. Here's two of the top quotes:

Jihad is an excuse for avoiding the task of making Islamic society work.

...The conflict between terrorist factions in Iraq may not be isolated phenomenon but the consequences of the Israeli and American campaign against terror.

Friday, July 16, 2004

Simply Too Weird

ICK! Tolkien may be spinning as fast as Asimov watching Will Smith in I Robot.

"Can I" or "May I"

USS Clueless explains the important distinction between "Can I" and "May I".

Comment on Scrappleface

Why is it that the ones spewing "baby killer" at our vets are the same ones who are pro-abortion? Just wondering...

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

The speech that should have been...

Another great one from Mr. Ott.

More AIDS hypocrisy

According to this, Kofi Annan said "he believed Mr Bush was concerned about the impact of Aids, but said it was now time to step forward and commit resources to that fight." Apparently tripling HIV/AIDS Relief spending and giving the cure - abstinence - away for free just isn't enough. Maybe the UN thugs... er, 'delegates' would prefer an oil-for-condoms program where they could steal a few more $billion while letting millions die.

This article says that "Mr. Bush's administration restricts AIDs funding by a third to programmes that support abstinence-until-marriage." Imagine that! A government program that supports an effective solution to the problem! No wonder the loony left hates it.

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

I Love Jet Noise

If you haven't already, you should go check out I Love Jet Noise. Here's a good example of what you can expect there.

p.s. Here's a link related to that particular article.

Friday, July 02, 2004

Recycling #0006: Leno on Kerry

Attributed to Jay Leno:

"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him."

"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election really offers us a choice of two well-informed opposing positions on every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there."

"John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq."

"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating."

"Well, the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from The Munsters."

"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them."

"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $800 million with two words: 'I do.'"

"Today, John Kerry announced a foolproof plan to wipe out the $500 Billion deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's GoldCard."