Sunday, January 22, 2017

there is a cure

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
  • Spotty or non-existent work history
  • Pay stubs from (Hitler Youth member) George Soros
  • Identifying as a Feminist
  • Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
  • Massive student debt
  • Gang membership
  • Drug addiction
  • Minuscule intellect
  • Membership in the Democratic Party
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

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The Local Malcontent said...

I have heard of these "TURD" sufferers, Hatless- though I don't know a single one who unfortunately lives here in Oklahoma or in Texas, or in western Arkansas.

Is it possible that this is a CDC-created psychosis? I ask because it may have been spread mainly on the Northeast coastline and the far Western coastline of the U.S., and therefore, has not made it into the warm and loving heartland of our country, yet.

Is there a preventive vaccination against TURD available?

Hatless in Hattiesburg said...

Pockets of the disease have been found in the most dense areas of Austin, San Antonio, Houston, and Dallas. Aerial spraying is ineffective ;)

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

What we need to focus on
is the abortion pandemic sweeping
our ill-begotten-nation.

Abortion, without heartfelt repentance, WILL send U.S. to Hellfire. Why?

God sez...

Doesn't matter if they're not born yet: killing a #@!!☆ infant IS a mortal sin!!! And those who advocate abortion? Same punishment.

Do like this mortal:
W A I T... for Seventh-Heaven.

Aint gonna kill ya, son.
Juss gives ya moe bawls.

PS And if you're raped? Studies show very few girls git pregnant. If you do conceive? Keep it. It aint their fault.

God bless you.