late valentine

first, i forgot to relink the classic "practical valentine".

second, i was listening to online indie music today, and heard several very odd romantic-ish lyrics:

"your lips were like two strips of bacon"
"i used to shower for you, now i rarely bathe"
"love is an open door to a book of your bad poetry"

third, weird al sends mandatory valentines:

Happy Mandatory Valentines Day! pic.twitter.com/pn7bOWQKEL

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 14, 2015