second, i was listening to online indie music today, and heard several very odd romantic-ish lyrics:
"your lips were like two strips of bacon"
"i used to shower for you, now i rarely bathe"
"love is an open door to a book of your bad poetry"
third, weird al sends mandatory valentines:
Happy Mandatory Valentines Day! pic.twitter.com/pn7bOWQKEL— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 14, 2015