I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

unfortunate

i ate chinese food a week ago, and got a fortune cookie that said "glamour will surround the events of your week."

two days later i got the flu.

tonight i got a fortune cookie that said "a tantalizing opportunity will present itself this week."

any idea what disease i should expect?

;)

1 comment:

Wry Mouth said...

Expect to be able to see and smell but not actually reach any food for awhile.