two faced

"won't somebody please think of the children?"

(via imao)

who can it be knocking at my door?

stay away, don't come round here no more.

"support and defend" - what a concept!

dustbury points out that an internet tax cannot be enacted...

"...without actually amending the Constitution*. Then again, relatively few members of Congress pay anything more than lip service to the Constitution, and then only when they need it to support their own positions."

* specifically Article 1 Section 9: No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

the ny beverage ban

he's back

iowahawk makes last week's news better, including these gems:

At the Boston Marathon, someone set us up the bomb...

Asia shakes, China quakes, nature on a bender
Ricin perpetrator is an Elvis imitator
He wrote, I quote, Return to Sender...

Terrorist on the loose, the Chechens have come home to roost
Inconvenient time to be for immigration amnesty...

twofers

visual aids for identifying hypocrisy
on rights
on religion

update 1: read a related report

update 2: on newsworthiness

update 3: also on newsworthiness

sheer speculation

the fbi is not searching for this guy in relation to the boston explosions:

time to ban knives, fists, and blunt objects

the statistics are frightening*

* no actual fright involved ;)

which hunt?

this story is both sillier and scarier than the old monty python bit.

yes, virginia, there were weapons of mass destruction in iraq

i wonder why* the media is not reporting this as widely as their decade of anti-bush propaganda...

(* by "i wonder why" i mean "i already know why"...  :P  )