it's a free country

isn't it?

rick perry

...states the obvious.

boomer bust

there's still hope

A: absolutely nothing

Q: what caused a week-long lack of posts here?

A: a pinched wire

Q: what caused a week-long internet outage at my house?

A: Yellow Journalism!

Q: What's black and white and not red anymore?

There are those who say that a line of decency has been crossed by Newsweek and Tina Brown's portrayal of Michelle Bachmann, and there are those who say that the sky is made of tangerine gumdrops. I say to both sides today that turnabout is fair play.

he wasn't talking politics...

...but this sure applies (unfortunately):

A gift, at some level, makes you feel indebted to the givers. Some resent the debt. Then they denigrate the giver. Then they tell themselves it was never a gift at all, but something they were owed.

oh goody!

even more debt for us!

even the least of us!

:P

a series of jokes: 11

Two fish are sitting in a tank, and one turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

a series of jokes: 10

Q: What's green and looks like an iguana?
A: A blue bucket in disguise