Go into your archives and post the first sentence from the first post you made each month last year.I'm going to cheat a wee bit because some of mine are just links to someone else's quote:
jan: "Simply stated, if we are to believe the Islamic scripture’s portrayal of this “prophet,” Muhammad was the most repulsive, and thus the least qualified, divine messenger in human history."
feb: You mean there's someone else out there who has to deal with unfair complaints from co-workers?
mar: why are we supposed to care more about lindsay lohan's and charlies sheen's... misadventures... than about the problems of some guy that lives downtown in an abandoned entryway behind a bus stop?
apr: i have now personally seen chiropractors who believe in their profession at five levels.
may: sony's database was hacked, again.
jun: "Saying that man didn’t land on the moon, that Bush caused 9/11, or that Obama knows what he’s doing aren’t simply other opinions — they’re false and destructive ideas, and the people who cling to them border on mental illness."
jul: john lennon, republican?!?
aug: Q: What's green and looks like an iguana?
sep: now that the freedom tower is nearing completion, maybe we can begin some foundation restoration
oct: "If in 2004 5.7% unemployment was supposed to mark a “jobless recovery,” what exactly is 9.1% called?"
nov: Ann Coulter via Instapundit didn't go far enough...
dec: i never would have known to avoid the burzynski clinic if it weren't for their threats...