recursing

obamacare is train wrecks all the way down

update: imao has better metaphors

• It’s the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic.
• It’s a nuclear bomb that only wipes out hospitals and your savings.
• It’s a train crashing head on into another train and they’re on a bridge and all the train cars rain down onto an orphanage below.
• It’ll be like you’re trapped in a burning building, but instead of “Break Glass in Case of Fire” to get to the extinguisher it’s “Open Clamshell Packaging in Case of Fire.”
• It’s Gilbert Gottfried loudly narrating your life wherever you go.
• It’s New Coke, except it’s mandatory to drink and trying to obtain Classic Coke will get you arrested.
• It’s Miley Cyrus.