Wednesday, September 25, 2013


obamacare is train wrecks all the way down

update: imao has better metaphors
  • It’s the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic.
  • It’s a nuclear bomb that only wipes out hospitals and your savings.
  • It’s a train crashing head on into another train and they’re on a bridge and all the train cars rain down onto an orphanage below.
  • It’ll be like you’re trapped in a burning building, but instead of “Break Glass in Case of Fire” to get to the extinguisher it’s “Open Clamshell Packaging in Case of Fire.”
  • It’s Gilbert Gottfried loudly narrating your life wherever you go.
  • It’s New Coke, except it’s mandatory to drink and trying to obtain Classic Coke will get you arrested.
  • It’s Miley Cyrus.

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