Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Hostile Takeover

In entertainment news:

Seeking to expand his empire of names and aliases, Sean "P Diddy" "Puff Daddy" "Puffy" Combs has purchased the rights to Monty Python's "Election Night Special" sketch, specifically to gain access to the name of the Silly Party candidate. Upon completion of the deal, Mr. Combs will change his name one final time, and will subsequently be known as:
"Sean Tarquin P Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim Diddy bim-bin-bim Puff Bus Stop Piddy F'tang F'tang Combs Olé Daddy-Waddy Biscuitbarrel D D D D D."
Jennifer Noa Judd Anthony Lopez could not be reached for comment.

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