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Headline - Mistaken Shooting in London:

The man shot dead by police in south London yesterday is not connected to attempted terror attacks on the capital, Scotland Yard said today.

“For somebody to lose their life in such circumstances is a tragedy and one that the Metropolitan Police Service regrets,” said a spokesman.

...and in related news:

Thousands of people killed by Islamofascism around the globe were not connected to terror attacks either.

“For people to lose their life in such circumstances is our policy and one that Muslim fanatics do not regret,” says Osama bin Laden.

(\sarcasm)