Friday, February 10, 2017

Obama's Legacy

The Idiossey by Iowahawk (minor profanity warning)

Saturday, February 04, 2017

Planned Parenthood

When they say it's about women's health, show them this: https://youtu.be/ekgiScr364Y

Sunday, January 22, 2017

there is a cure



Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
  • Spotty or non-existent work history
  • Pay stubs from (Hitler Youth member) George Soros
  • Identifying as a Feminist
  • Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
  • Massive student debt
  • Gang membership
  • Drug addiction
  • Minuscule intellect
  • Membership in the Democratic Party
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

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Thursday, November 17, 2016

a ruder explanation

but nearly as accurate

a more poetic explanation

Please read Sultan Knish's explanation of why the great blue wall crumbled.

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

The Great Progressive Repudiation

Please read it all at NRO

after the election

ignoring the candidates, i'm just glad soros lost.

see also http://www.imao.us/index.php/2016/11/promises-part-2

Monday, November 07, 2016

pot & kettle

cnn just showed the kenyan islamic communist president calling trump unqualified to be president...

Saturday, October 29, 2016

anti-clinton

even if you disregard all previous evidence of clinton corruption, here are a hundred new reasons to vote against her.

Friday, October 28, 2016

anti-anti-trump

I can't make myself vote for trump, but I can vote for this and against the globalist thugocracy it opposes.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

thanks for the me... somethin somethin

back in those carefree days of ought-five, this blog had a satirical spinoff made by the author of mish-mash / sackofcatfood.

today i found this seven year old cartoon based on our alter egos :)

Saturday, October 15, 2016

should be a best-seller...



Edit: Welcome IMAO readers!

Friday, October 14, 2016

Monday, September 26, 2016

meet the new boss again

Commentor tseib at Lileks (edited):
"...the attitude many Baby Boomers ultimately took toward the world of freedom and prosperity their parents' generation had secured for them. Having grown up never knowing want, and in line to inherit a post-war world of unparalleled material comfort..., they shunned their parents' straight life of compliance and conspicuous consumption (at least for a time) for adventure, self-expression, and non-conformity. Fifty years later, they ARE the establishment and - while still picturing themselves as rebellious rock-and-rollers - seek to impose a conformity of political correctness (and a hierarchy of authority with their college-educated selves as the obvious rulers over the blue-collar deplorables) far more proscribed and authoritarian than anything their parents could have dreamed up."